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Under New Management · Original Minific ·
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#1 · 4
· · >>GroaningGreyAgony
I, for one, welcome our new napkin overlords.
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· · >>GroaningGreyAgony
Look at this shit, it's a work of art; it's got so many layers it's like a goddamn onion, or a hack fraud undergrad's thesis on The Lego Movie; it's so deep that I can't even feel my legs right now. No doubt I will never again feel this enriched by looking at an object so simple and yet so elegant. I'll be sure to tell my future grandchildren about how fucking incredible this piece is.

Oh yeah, and I'll have that with a side of fruit, please.
#3 ·
· · >>GroaningGreyAgony
Given the title, I hope that stain is from an ab, but it's hard to tell. I don't know much about photo editing software. How hard would it have been to make the printing on the napkin follow the wrinkles of it a little better?
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Glad someone took my suggestion! I’ve ranked this as mid tier; thanks for creating it, Artist!
#5 ·
· · >>GroaningGreyAgony
I may have submitted this without remembering. Either way, it earned a story, which is great! Was I being philosophically deep when I potentially submitted this? Or blind drunk? God, this goes much deeper than I expected.
#6 · 2
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>>Zaid Val'Roa, >>No_Raisin, >>Pascoite, >>Rocket Lawn Chair

Abstain

Thanks for the lovely comments, and also, thanks for ignoring that I completely telegraphed this one from before the start of the round.

I had the concept early on and was just waiting on finding a cocktail napkin. One night, right before the deadline, I was invited to a party, and I grabbed a few napkins from a bar at my hotel before heading over. >>Rocket Lawn Chair, while you didn’t make this one, you may have seen me creating part of it, as I slopped some amber liquor over the side of my glass before setting it on the napkin three times. As I left the party that night, a black marble side table in the hotel resembled a bartop enough for me to complete the picture right there. I then went back to my room, quickly edited out the hotel logo and slapped my own on, then went to sleep. I could have made it conform better to the shape of the napkin, but was too tired to do so; I was also making last minute edits to Hostile Takeover.

See you all next round!