In Soviet Nirvana, Buddha fantasizes you!

Well, anyway... You made a square document, dialed up a red, and hit fill. Your rank on my slate will be commensurate with the effort you took to create this. Thanks for contributing!

I expected a low-effort piece or two for this round, but I didn't think there would be the visual equivalent of the aristocrats joke without the punchline. I have to say right now that this is one of the most vulgar and pointlessly grotesque works of art that I've seen in at least the past year. Not since The Emoji Movie has there been a work of art so dedicated to nihilism, and much like with that movie I find myself physically repulsed to the point of either crying or puking my guts out. I don't understand the point of taking a scandalous photo (long thought to be lost) from the '80s of current American President Donald Trump in a wig and high heels, on his knees and in the process of giving a truck driver (who looks a lot like my uncle) a blowjob while simultaneously shoving his pinky finger into the truck driver's puckered anus. Not only did you have the lack of integrity to use a photo that you yourself had taken, but you decided in your no-doubt inebriated state of mind to put a red filter over the picture to give it the vague air of artistic value. Well that's not gonna work with me, Sir, and I think you ought to apologize to anyone who has the severe misfortune of gazing upon this disgusting piece of non-art.

Also, fuck Tom Brady.

Okay, the first time I saw this joke back in the previous R-rated round, I chuckled. This time, I'm amused. I think I'll probably get tired of it by the third time I see it. But for now, it earned an eyeroll out of me, so I guess it did its job.

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