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I Can't Wait Till Morrissey Fucking Dies
When it gets too late at night,
I think about Morrissey,
and of how he ought to choke
on a gallon of horse pee.
I think about Morrissey,
and of how he ought to choke
on a gallon of horse pee.
Someone has an ax to grind...
I wonder if this is inspired by a recent pony feature box topper. I've also been laboring under the delusion for years now that Morrissey is a lot older than he actually is and that he tragically died decades ago, and return to that impression even after repeatedly learning he's alive and well. Maybe I unconsciously share your pain?
As poetry, eh, I don't know that being poetry does it any favors, since there's no structure and I don't get anything from the decision of where to place line breaks. But then I'm betting you didn't care about that.
I wonder if this is inspired by a recent pony feature box topper. I've also been laboring under the delusion for years now that Morrissey is a lot older than he actually is and that he tragically died decades ago, and return to that impression even after repeatedly learning he's alive and well. Maybe I unconsciously share your pain?
As poetry, eh, I don't know that being poetry does it any favors, since there's no structure and I don't get anything from the decision of where to place line breaks. But then I'm betting you didn't care about that.
My biggest problem here:
Is that I have almost no idea who Morrissey is. A once-popular singer, I vaguely know--I couldn't tell you the name of any of his songs--who's been mentioned again recently because he's taken to saying stupid things, though I couldn't tell you waht any of those stupid things are, either. So I'm not at all the audience for this, I'm afraid...
Mike
Is that I have almost no idea who Morrissey is. A once-popular singer, I vaguely know--I couldn't tell you the name of any of his songs--who's been mentioned again recently because he's taken to saying stupid things, though I couldn't tell you waht any of those stupid things are, either. So I'm not at all the audience for this, I'm afraid...
Mike
I like his music. I dislike his racism. I suspect choking on a gallon of horse pee is a disproportionate punishment, but I'm willing to entertain the notion. I think you've matched the prompt well enough. He'll have diehard fans when he goes, but many will not mourn his loss, and may even welcome it.
Steven Patrick Morrissey
Found fame and a forum, so in chorus, he
Gave out with unpopular frankness
That caused this work's dankness.
Found fame and a forum, so in chorus, he
Gave out with unpopular frankness
That caused this work's dankness.