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Not To Be Confused With M&Ms
The Man of H&H reclines
Nearby the Jello pyramids.
His car is made of Styrofoam
And hastens, not accelerates
To where the Wifey-person waits.
He'll take some Detos for the ride
And she will yell at him, of course
For all the Rantz his mom has said.
But now he rests, outside the plant
In Kai-row with the giant vats
And thinks of altering his path
To work for Almond Jubilee
Or Kit Kot, Nutters, Mike & Lee.
Nearby the Jello pyramids.
His car is made of Styrofoam
And hastens, not accelerates
To where the Wifey-person waits.
He'll take some Detos for the ride
And she will yell at him, of course
For all the Rantz his mom has said.
But now he rests, outside the plant
In Kai-row with the giant vats
And thinks of altering his path
To work for Almond Jubilee
Or Kit Kot, Nutters, Mike & Lee.
Since the last two lines of the second stanza rhyme, that has me looking for a rhyme scheme, but there doesn't seem to be an intent for one. The rhythm works fine.
As to what is happening... I have no idea. There are plays on candy names, some of which I get and some of which I don't, but the overall effect is that there's a hidden joke that's going completely over my head. I really don't know what to make of this.
As to what is happening... I have no idea. There are plays on candy names, some of which I get and some of which I don't, but the overall effect is that there's a hidden joke that's going completely over my head. I really don't know what to make of this.
A few lines about off-brand candy. Hmm, that last line in the third stanza... Needs to rhyme with something. Either 'course' or maybe 'pyramids', though that's a toughie.