Damn, I won't have time for this one!

Irony: submitting the winning topic about not having time, and then spending the day with the wife shopping for a mother's day present and not having enough time to write.

(raises hand) Guilty as charged.

Also, driving for ten hours from North Carolina to Florida and still forcing myself to write a silly little thing in the wee hours.

Why do we keep having nothing but speedfic contests? I hate speedfic contests.