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A Totally Ordinary Human Who Is Not At All the Sun Princess
The Royal Sisters as mercenary troublemakers in their youth should be a giant series, starting from when they stumble wide-eyed into the world from their little hamlet or whatever.
Basically, please make this a 300,000 word sprawling epic, thanks
Basically, please make this a 300,000 word sprawling epic, thanks
>>Not_A_Hat
"Right, come on then, Dobbin. You have to be full now, right? Don't make me prod you with this!"
"C'mon, I ain't done yet. Just three more bites. Look how big it is! Oughtta thank me, really, keeping it from getting overgrown and the like."
"Look, if we leave now, the first round is on me, okay? We'll call it a truce. I need a drink. The Princess was going on and on about -"
Suddenly the grass parted, and a rasping voice hissed, "Interlopers! To come here amidst our field! You must know of the operation!"
Emerging from the grass was some sort of pony...snake...monster? "You will be CLEANSED!" it hissed in a comically high pitched tone.
"What?" stammered Parade.
"The Princess must never know!" the creature continued as it suddenly slither-galloped towards her.
"What." Parade stammered again, even as the creature lunged at her - and got the pointy stick right in the eye.
"OWWW! We are vanquished! Curse you, interloper! Curse you! Though we are destroyed, the legions will come without rest!" And then it suddenly exploded into a series of magical sparkles that fizzled and popped in the air.
"What?!" Parade yelled now, dumbfounded as the stick fell from her mouth - and in the air appeared 'XP +15. Bits +3. Found item : Old Shirt'.
As celebratory music began to play from nowhere and the sound of fireworks exploding at a not-unpleasing volume filled the air, and the words 'Level Up!' in big glowing letters sparkled about, Parade Rest could think of only one word.
"WHAT?!?!?!"
"Right, come on then, Dobbin. You have to be full now, right? Don't make me prod you with this!"
"C'mon, I ain't done yet. Just three more bites. Look how big it is! Oughtta thank me, really, keeping it from getting overgrown and the like."
"Look, if we leave now, the first round is on me, okay? We'll call it a truce. I need a drink. The Princess was going on and on about -"
Suddenly the grass parted, and a rasping voice hissed, "Interlopers! To come here amidst our field! You must know of the operation!"
Emerging from the grass was some sort of pony...snake...monster? "You will be CLEANSED!" it hissed in a comically high pitched tone.
"What?" stammered Parade.
"The Princess must never know!" the creature continued as it suddenly slither-galloped towards her.
"What." Parade stammered again, even as the creature lunged at her - and got the pointy stick right in the eye.
"OWWW! We are vanquished! Curse you, interloper! Curse you! Though we are destroyed, the legions will come without rest!" And then it suddenly exploded into a series of magical sparkles that fizzled and popped in the air.
"What?!" Parade yelled now, dumbfounded as the stick fell from her mouth - and in the air appeared 'XP +15. Bits +3. Found item : Old Shirt'.
As celebratory music began to play from nowhere and the sound of fireworks exploding at a not-unpleasing volume filled the air, and the words 'Level Up!' in big glowing letters sparkled about, Parade Rest could think of only one word.
"WHAT?!?!?!"
>>Not_A_Hat
That's a royal guard uniform. The odd thing is, I expect, the helmet. At first I thought the weapon was a cleaver and dude is straight up murdering Twilight, but looking more closely it's in fact a spear - and it's pointed out at the camera. Thus, I would suggest Twilight here has been attacked in some fashion (Given the guard's injury, and how Twilight looks more burned than bloody, I am suspecting a bomb went off), and the guard despite being bruised and bloodied is standing defiant against whatever force is coming for Twilight.
Or, he's straight up murdering her and telling the viewer to back the fuck off so he can go back to his shanking. One of the two!
That's a royal guard uniform. The odd thing is, I expect, the helmet. At first I thought the weapon was a cleaver and dude is straight up murdering Twilight, but looking more closely it's in fact a spear - and it's pointed out at the camera. Thus, I would suggest Twilight here has been attacked in some fashion (Given the guard's injury, and how Twilight looks more burned than bloody, I am suspecting a bomb went off), and the guard despite being bruised and bloodied is standing defiant against whatever force is coming for Twilight.
Or, he's straight up murdering her and telling the viewer to back the fuck off so he can go back to his shanking. One of the two!
Yay, finished my not-entry but still heavily inspired by a thing. It's going up on Fimfic tomorrow since I don't have to be anonymous.
It is basically a Syeekoh story, except not as good.
It is basically a Syeekoh story, except not as good.
Whoever submitted that prompt, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, I don't know whether to facehoof or applaud you
The entrance being too small for the sphinx to get out makes sense.
Daring Do having access to heavy explosives also makes sense.
Just saying, author.
Just saying.
Daring Do having access to heavy explosives also makes sense.
Just saying, author.
Just saying.
Oh, yes, I have one small nitpick : I feel it could be strengthened, perhaps, if Pinkie's few bits of real-world dialogue actually came out as natural dialogue, to highlight the difference between inner-Po and outer-Ny.