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He's not dead, and what's the tell? All these culture references? Then he pees or jacks off on his dead wife. Meh.
This story theme is needed to be told in something that didn't have 750 word limit. Ending feels like walking into a brick wall. Still like it.
The start was funny as hell and the rest went at a goof pace. This whole thing fit in perfectly... well from my low brow background. This story will be easy to related to in the next hundred years and I appreciate the person who wrote.