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When I was...
...a young boy...
...my father...
ATE AN ENTIRE FUCKING LEMON. HE DIDN'T SQUEEZE IT ONTO ANYTHING. HE DIDN'T CUT IT INTO PIECES. HE DIDN'T EVEN SKIN IT. HE JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE LEMON INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE.
...to see a marching band...
...a young boy...
...my father...
ATE AN ENTIRE FUCKING LEMON. HE DIDN'T SQUEEZE IT ONTO ANYTHING. HE DIDN'T CUT IT INTO PIECES. HE DIDN'T EVEN SKIN IT. HE JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE LEMON INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE.
...to see a marching band...