Deck the halls without restriction!
(La la!)
Now's the time to write some fiction!
(La la!)
Don some cozy warm apparel,
(La la!)
Eschew movies with Will Farrell.
(Fa la!)
(La la la, la la la la!)

With the white blank screen before us,
(La la!)
Strike the keyboard, join the chorus.
(La la!)
Enter now your prompt submission;
(La la!)
Plot our written exhibition.
(Fa la!)
(La la la, la la la la!)

Fast the writing period passes,
(La la!)
Don't stop typing, lads and lasses!
(La la!)
Stories finished, we all settle,
(La la!)
Christmas ornaments for medals!
(Fa la!)
(La la la, la la la la!)

(To the tune of War Pigs)