Thanks for the reviews, everyone! I really had a fun time with this. I also had an idea on how to expand this a little, and may be releasing it as a stand-alone in a few days.

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Embarrassingly enough, this title wasn't intended to be permanent (though, I did end up liking it). I was on vacation with my family when I was writing it and got called away "just for a few minutes" during the editing process, and wound up forgetting to go back and change the title on this and "An Opportunity For Improvement", which I was going to rename "Fixer-Upper".

Oh, well...

I also never got a chance to finish my third entry, which was going to be called "Deposed". I'll probably post that to my short fiction collection at some point, when I get a chance to write it.

Huzzah! Just signed up, and I'm really looking forward to hanging with the cool kids.

Quick question: Do I need to switch to Anonymous when submitting, or does the site somehow magically hide my name until it's time for the reveal?