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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla!
>>Celsius
Dammit! I suppose I can't weasel my way out of this one. I have a few ideas, but my next two days are booked.
Writing on a double time crunch. Sure, easy enough.
Dammit! I suppose I can't weasel my way out of this one. I have a few ideas, but my next two days are booked.
Writing on a double time crunch. Sure, easy enough.
>>Celsius
Whoa there, buddy pal chum chum sonny jim friend bucko! Let's try to keep ourselves to realistic expectations, here!
In other news, if the prompt ends up being something silly, I don't think I'll be able to enter. I have no sense of humor and a quiet demeanor, so levity is 200% the opposite of my forte. :P Also, brevity is the soul of wit, so that means I'm disqualified by default. Original fiction might be doable on its own, but lighthearted/silly/humorous original fiction, AT THE SAME TIME?
Nope.
Whoa there, buddy pal chum chum sonny jim friend bucko! Let's try to keep ourselves to realistic expectations, here!
In other news, if the prompt ends up being something silly, I don't think I'll be able to enter. I have no sense of humor and a quiet demeanor, so levity is 200% the opposite of my forte. :P Also, brevity is the soul of wit, so that means I'm disqualified by default. Original fiction might be doable on its own, but lighthearted/silly/humorous original fiction, AT THE SAME TIME?
Nope.
>>Monokeras
But pessimism and misanthropy are both total bullhonkey! :P There's infinitely more to being depressing/gloomy/disheartening/sad than those!
Fair enough though.
But pessimism and misanthropy are both total bullhonkey! :P There's infinitely more to being depressing/gloomy/disheartening/sad than those!
Fair enough though.
I have 6 free hours to hammer out an entry, and I have work tomorrow. Ugh. Why do these show up when I'm at my busiest? I don't think I'll be making it this time. Sorry gents.