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I Regret Nothing · FiM Minific ·
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I Did Not Start That Fight!
"I totally regret *hick* nothing I did during my *hick* time at the bar tonight," slurred Berry Punch as she tried to walk straight by trying to grab the nearest pony before slipping because of the wet blood still on her hooves. "Well, other than *hick*"

"Ehh? Say that again Mrs Punch, I didn't quite get that." replied Sturdy Shoes, as he walked with her to their destination. The local police officer who just so happened to be on duty tonight, filling in for his mate who's on sick leave. His thoughts then drifted back to the event that transpired earlier in the night.




Having late night drinks in Ponyville's pubs on the weekends are a must do after a good weeks work. The top notch alcohols has won prices all across Equestria, due to the fact that the local Apple growers are the best in Equestria as well.

Sturdy Shoes loves walking around Ponyville right after sunset, the view over the hills in the west gives off an beautiful aurora if you actually looked for it. The early-Autumn evening breeze made him look scruffy, if it weren't for the police uniform and those sunglasses that the locals knew he regularly wears.



But then he heard a loud yell before a great cacophony of sounds started to pour out from a pub further down the road. He wasn't the only one that was attracted by all the ruckus caused by the occupants, a large crowd had formed in the small amount of time it took him to run down the length of the road to investigate.

"Excuse me," Shoes said politely as he tried to get through the sea of ponies, "Coming through here."

When he arrived at the pub broken glasses could been seen outside a smashed window, ponies are already looking out the windows to look at the commotion that was happening right in the middle of the road. Two mares can be seen fighting over what appears to be an old vintage wine bottle, with one trying to get the cork off while holding the other mare back.

Some cuts can be seen on their coats and rich fragrant scents of wine can be smelt by all around, both have a similar shade of purple. One with a darker shade and three smiling flowers for her cutie mark, while the other one had a much lighter shade of purple with a grape and strawberry cutie mark.

"What's going on here?!" shouted Shoes to the two sisters, "Berry Punch, what did you do now that got your sister drunk again?"

"Nuffin'," Punch yelled back, "Just sorting out some sibling- hey! Give that back!"

"No! It's my turn with this," shouted Cheerilee, "My turn for the night!"

As the sibling war wore on again for another few more minutes before Shoes decided to intervene, he first tried to get close to grab the bottle away, but the two screaming mare wouldn't let him. He then used his magic to grab the bottle out of Cheerilee's hoof while she was distracted.

"You two," said Shoes assertively at the two mares on the ground, "I have enough of you two blabbering every week at how each wine or cider is made. Couldn't you two do it like civilised ponies?!"

"That's it!" scolded Shoes, "I'm taking you two first to Ponyville Central then escort you back to your houses, and ban you two from all the pubs in the entire Ponyville region. If I see any of you anywhere near these pubs for the next month, I'll... I'll!!!"

The two mare visible shook at the sudden outburst from the normally calm police pony, but they had never seen his reaction to crime in Ponyville. And then they quietly followed him to their destination...
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