"They're both so lovely," Fluttershy muttered, looking back and forth between the two oranges she'd picked out.

Mr. Tangelo's sigh made her ears fold. "I got other customers, Miss Shy."

The whole marketplace seemed to grow louder around her, Fluttershy suddenly aware of the two ponies waiting in line for their chance at Mr. Tangelo's produce. "You're right. I'm sorry." She slipped to the side and peered out from behind her mane at her fellow shoppers. "You folks go ahead."

Stepping forward with a roll of her eyes, the first mare tossed a bit onto the fruit stand's counter and grabbed the first of Fluttershy's oranges. The second mare did the same to the second orange, and Fluttershy could only blink as Mr. Tangelo scraped the coins across the rough wood and into his cash drawer with another sigh. "Don't worry, Miss Shy," he said. "I got plentya oranges this morning."

"Thank you." Stifling a sigh of her own, Fluttershy took the third-best of the oranges in her teeth, tucked it into her saddlebag, and set a bit on the counter. "I'll see you tomorrow, Mr. Tangelo."

He shook his head. "You take care now, Miss Shy."

She gave him a smile and was just turning to go when:

"—even better than Daring Do!" Rainbow Dash's voice announced from somewhere.

At least, it sounded like Rainbow Dash, but Fluttershy couldn't even begin to imagine Rainbow Dash ever saying anything like that.

"Oh, I agree, darling." And that was Rarity, Fluttershy was sure. "I admit, I had my doubts with that garish cover. And the title? Last Call? It tells you next to nothing about what sort of novel to expect."

Fluttershy could see her friends now through the row of market stalls, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie strolling along the edge of the town square. Rainbow Dash shot a glare at Rarity. "But you liked it, right?" Rainbow asked. "'Cause if you say you didn't—"

"But I said I did." Rarity gave a nod. "The adventure storyline was interesting enough, but the romance between Dahlia and Morning Star won me over completely."

Applejack was nodding, too. "Can't say I care much for mosta them running around and saving the world from monsters books." A grin spread over her muzzle. "Too much like real life, y'know?"

"But?" Rainbow turned her glare in Applejack's direction.

"No question, RD." Applejack crooked a hoof at her. "Last Call gets two pasterns up."

"I'll say!" Pinkie reared back on her hind legs and cocked her front legs over her head in that 'evil enchantress' pose Fluttershy knew so well. "And when the Spider King has them all dancing like puppets in the strands of his fiendish web? That was great!"

Rainbow ratcheted her glare around to Pinkie. "Spider King?"

"Oh, wait!" Pinkie dropped back onto all fours. "That was in the kitchen at the bakery last night!" One of her extra-large grins split her face. "You're right, Applejack: that book's way too much like real life!"

The four of them went around the corner then, and Fluttershy felt her face heat up. She hated eavesdropping on ponies—especially when they were her friends—but she hated interrupting them when they were talking, too. It would probably be for the best if she pretended she hadn't noticed them. That way, they wouldn't be upset if they discovered she hadn't gone over to say 'Hi,' and they wouldn't be upset if they discovered she'd overheard them, either.

With a nod of her own, she started out of the market in the opposite direction just to be safe. She had two more chores to take care of this morning, then she could get back to her cottage for lunch and relax the rest of the day taking care of her animal friends.

"Last Call," somepony said off to her right, and she saw Lyra and Bon Bon walking along, Lyra with a big grin on her face. "It's supposed to be terrific!"

"Last Call," somepony else said off to her left, Daisy talking with Roseluck and Lily. "It's been getting nothing but rave reviews!"

"Last Call?" On the sidewalk outside his shop, Time Turner was wrinkling his forehead at Derpy. "Can't say I'm familiar with it."

Derpy leaped into the air, her wings frantically flapping, her front legs waving up and down. "Everypony's talking about it!"

Heading for the plant nursery under the autumn overcast sky, Fluttershy heard two more ponies discussing Last Call, and as she walked from the nursery, the snap dragon seeds carefully stowed in her saddlebags, to Twilight's castle, the sign outside the open door listing the new library's hours, another two mentions of the title tickled her ears.

But she didn't let herself pay too much attention. It was eavesdropping, after all. And besides, when it came to books, she much preferred gardening manuals and collections of recipes. They tended to be a lot less scary than all those books about ponies running around, talking to each other and doing things.

Shuddering, she climbed the castle steps. Inside, Twilight was sitting at the desk she'd set up in the big arched doorway at the end of the entrance hall, the library filling the room behind her. Open books covered her desk, Twilight's horn glowing as she leafed through them, a quill and parchment floating beside her. So Fluttershy moved as quietly as she could to the book return box, took 101 Dinners Made With Carrots from her saddlebag, slid the book gently through the slot—

And the box rattled and clattered like she'd tossed a bag of marbles in instead. Fluttershy pulled back into her mane, but it was too late: Twilight's head snapped up from her catalogs, the purple light around her horn puffing out like a candle and dropping her quill to the floor with a tiny thunk. "Oh! Hello, Fluttershy! I didn't hear you come in."

"Umm..." Twilight didn't sound mad, but Fluttershy had learned over the years that apologizing was always the right choice. "I'm sorry. It's just that you looked busy, and I didn't want to interrupt."

"This?" Shaking her head, Twilight rubbed the base of her horn. "I could use a little interruption from this about now...."

Every one of Fluttershy's care giving instincts prickled inside her, and she took a step forward. "Is something wrong? Is there anything I can do to help?"

"Oh, it's just—" Another shake of her head, and Twilight's horn ignited once more to pluck her quill pen from the floor. "All morning, I've had ponies coming in asking about this adventure novel, Last Call! But I've never heard of it before, it's not listed in Books in Print, and none of the publishing houses have it among their upcoming releases." She tapped a hoof against one of the catalogs. "I can't understand it!"

Fluttershy's stomach clenched. "Last Call?"

"Yes!" Twilight thumped the catalog a little harder. "No one can tell me the author's name or the publisher, but they all say they've heard nothing but good things about it! Better than Daring Do, a couple of them even said! And I can't find a single trace of it anywhere!"

The frustration in Twilight's voice pulled at Fluttershy, but, well, could she tell Twilight what she'd heard? Or rather, what she'd overheard, listening in on all those conversations that she hadn't been a part of?

Still, the first one it had involved their friends, and they hadn't been whispering or anything. And Twilight really did look unhappy. So, taking a breath, Fluttershy said, "I heard Rainbow Dash talking with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie about the book in the market earlier today. It sounded like they'd all read it, so maybe one of them has a copy she can lend you."

Little stars burst from Twilight's eyes. "Fluttershy! Thank you! That's just what I needed!" She sprang into a hover. "Spike? Watch the desk, will you? I'll be back in a couple minutes!" And she swooped out the front door.

"Huh?" Spike peered from behind one of the big bookshelves in the other room, a feather duster in his claws. "Oh, hi, Fluttershy. What did Twilight just say?"

"She—" Fluttershy looked from the little dragon to the door and back again, a familiar frazzled feeling coming over her. Everything was moving so quickly! "She said she'd be back soon and asked if you could watch the desk."

"Hmmph!" Spike tucked the feather duster under one arm, crossed the reading area to the front desk, and clambered up onto the stool behind it. "If she heard the ice cream wagon, she'd better bring me something..."

Fluttershy flashed him a little apology smile and almost ran for the front steps. The air just seemed too thick as she pulled it into her lungs, but at least she'd finished her list of thing to do. Hurrying across town, she didn't take a relaxed breath till she was crossing the bridge on the other side of Ponyville, her cottage waiting all quiet and friendly for her beside the stream.

Inside, she made herself a lovely little hay and mustard sandwich, split the orange in half to share later with Angel Bunny, and sat with her eyes closed on her sofa for another forty-five minutes. Nearly feeling like herself again, she stood to get back to knitting hats for those birds who didn't fly south for the winter when a whoosh reached her ears. She couldn't help smiling—it was always too late to do anything by the time she could hear it anyway. And then the front door was blasting open and slamming shut, Rainbow Dash leaning against it and holding it closed. "Hey, Shy," she said. "Can I lay low here a couple hours?"

"Of course." Fluttershy started for the kitchen to get a can of the soda pop she kept in the refrigerator for whenever Rainbow stopped by. "Are you and Applejack arguing again?"

"What? No!" Flapping over to the table, Rainbow poked a hoof at the half an orange; Fluttershy hurried to put the can of pop down in front of her before she could eat Angel's snack. "I just need for Twilight not to find me till tomorrow."

"Twilight?" Fluttershy didn't hear anything angry or distressed in Rainbow's voice: if anything, she sounded easy and relaxed. So maybe— "Are you playing hide-n-seek?"

"Kinda." Her hoofs wrapping around the can, Rainbow took a great big swig and smacked her lips. "I had this awesome idea for a prank, see, and the girls're helping me out. By tonight, we'll have the whole town in on it, and—"

"Ummm..." Fluttershy's stomach started tightening.

"It's OK!" Rainbow's mouth went sideways. "I'm not gonna tell you anything 'cause I know you don't like pranks, but this one's just epic. And it's a book thing, too, since Twilight's got the new library open now and everything. So that means it's educational!"

"Book?" Fluttershy couldn't help gasping as all the pieces fell together in her head. "Last Call. The book you were talking about in the market earlier, the one Twilight said she couldn't find anywhere..."

"What? How did you—?" Eyes wide, Rainbow leaned forward, then bent down to touch her forehead to the table. "That's how Twilight knew to ask Applejack about it. You told her."

"Rainbow?" Fluttershy's stomach tightened even further. "I...I don't understand."

With a sigh, Rainbow straightened. "It's simple." She planted a hoof on the table and fixed a serious gaze on Fluttershy. "You just need to tell Twilight you've never even heard of any book called Last Call if she asks you tomorrow."

The tightness was spreading to Fluttershy's chest. "You want me to lie? To Twilight?"

"Not lie." Rainbow brushed back her unruly mane. "It's a gag. A prank. You know, fun? You've heard of 'fun' before, right?"

Her face going hot, Fluttershy couldn't help pulling back into her mane. "Oh, fewmets," she heard Rainbow say; wings fluttered, and hoofs took the sides of her head, turned her till she was facing Rainbow there beside her, her friend's annoyance so strong, it was practically a scent. "Look, Shy, this isn't a big thing. Whatever you told Twilight today—" Her eyes narrowed. "What did you tell her, anyway?"

"I just told her I'd heard you and the girls talking about this book she couldn't find." Fluttershy wanted to pull away from Rainbow, leap upstairs, and bury herself under her blankets.

"Yeah, OK." Rainbow sat back and chewed her upper lip. "That just speeds things up a little, actually. 'Cause when Twilight asked Applejack, Applejack stuck to the plan and told her—"

"Applejack?" Fluttershy wanted to grab Rainbow Dash the way Rainbow had grabbed her. But she didn't, of course.

"Yes, Fluttershy." The smile that pulled at Rainbow's mouth looked painted on. "Applejack. And that proves it's not a lie, see? It's a practical joke. We're all setting Twilight up to look for this book that doesn't exist, then starting tomorrow, we're all gonna pretend we don't know what she's talking about when she mentions it."

"But...why?"

The sigh Rainbow heaved then seemed to come all the way up from her hoofs. "You remember that word I used a minute ago? Begins with 'f'? Has three letters?"

Fluttershy hadn't thought her face could get any hotter. "I'm sorry, Rainbow," she said, letting her mane drape down in front of her again. "I...I always seem to spoil other ponies' fun, even when I don't know I'm doing it."

"Yeah, well, it's OK, Shy." The sour stink of irritation lessened in Fluttershy's nostrils. "Just play along, and everything'll be fine." Fluttershy heard Rainbow shuffle back around to the other side of the table, heard the soda can crinkle when she grabbed it, heard the glug-glug-glug as she drained it dry. "Thanks for the pop, but if you've talked to Twilight, this prob'bly isn't the best place for me to hide out." A feathery flap made Fluttershy peek through her bangs, and she saw Rainbow squinting at the crack between the upper and lower halves of the front door. "Just remember," Rainbow went on. "Tomorrow, you don't know one single thing about Last Call and you never have. Got it?"

Swallowing, Fluttershy managed to squeak, "Got it."

"Thanks, Shy. You're the best." And quicker than a bunny, Rainbow slipped outside, closing the door behind herself.

After a few moments, Fluttershy got up, set Rainbow's empty soda can into the recycling bin, separated Angel's orange into its individual slices and set them on a plate for when he came in later, then went upstairs to bed.

She didn't sleep, of course—it was barely past lunchtime. But she'd had a lot of experience not thinking about things that she didn't want to think about, and she used that set of skills now, going over her plans for the snap dragon seeds, putting together carrot-based menus for the next several weeks, knitting a few winter caps for her avian friends, and doing a little work on some of the songs she had constantly floating around in her head.

By the time the sun went down, her knees were feeling firm enough to let her creep downstairs and fix supper for the various animals who needed it. A nice, long bath got her more or less relaxed, and she fell asleep before Luna's moon had risen high enough to shine in her window.

Sunup found her already awake as usual, and preparing all the different breakfasts took her well into the morning while letting her keep her thoughts far, far away from everything that had happened yesterday. And if she stayed inside, she wouldn't likely have to—

The knocking that rattled the front door then wasn't frantic, but it was rapid and heavy enough to make Fluttershy wince. Twilight's voice followed, of course, calling, "Fluttershy? Are you home?"

Three thoughts popped into Fluttershy's head at pretty much the same time: leap into the pots and pans cupboard to hide; stand perfectly still and wait for Twilight to go away; and sneak out the back door to spend the day in the woods.

The first would be too loud, of course, and the second too uncertain: what if Twilight kept on knocking? She turned, then, grabbed the knob to the back door, pulled it open soundlessly to make a flying break for the woods—

And Twilight was standing there about to raise her hoof to knock. "Fluttershy!" She flashed a grin that looked a little more frazzled than usual. "Hi! Sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if you had a minute?" Twilight's brow wrinkled. "Are you feeling OK? You look a little—"

"Frazzled?" Fluttershy asked before she could stop herself. She wanted to clap her hoofs over her mouth, but instead, thinking quickly, she reached out and grabbed a bowl of birdseed from the counter by the door. "I'm just getting breakfast ready for my little animal friends!" she announced, wincing some more at the way the words came out as loudly as if she was shouting through a loudspeaker.

The confusion in Twilight's face was turning to concern. "Is something wrong, Fluttershy?"

So many answers tumbled around the echoing space below her ears, but Fluttershy pushed them aside. "I'm sorry, Twilight," she said, "but I'm not feeling well. I haven't been since yesterday, and I'm thinking I might just go back to bed when I'm done here."

A nearly genuine smile pulled at Twilight's muzzle. "I'm feeling a little odd myself, so I won't keep you. I was wondering, though—" The little bit of white came back to the rim around Twilight's eyes. "When you stopped by the library yesterday, do you...do you remember what we talked about?"

Again, everything seemed to be happening at once inside Fluttershy's head, but this time, it all came down to two options: Yes and No flopping and overlapping like semi-transparent fish whirling and swirling through her.

"Fluttershy?" Twilight had her head cocked, unease once more filling her expression.

And because it was always the right answer— "I'm sorry, Twilight," she repeated. "Yesterday's mostly just a blur, and I...I really think I ought to be getting to bed."

Twilight sighed, her wings drooping. "OK, Fluttershy. Thanks. I hope you feel better soon."

"You, too." Fluttershy set the bowl of birdseed outside and closed the door as Twilight took off, most of her still more than a little droopy.

"Because of me," Fluttershy whispered, touching a hoof to the curtain of the little window in the back door. "Because of me."

Huddled under her blankets the rest of the morning, she found it harder and harder not to think about the things she didn't want to think about. Lunchtime finally crept around, but neither her growling stomach nor Angel Bunny and several of her squirrel friends peering in the bedroom door seemed like enough of a reason to actually get up. She hadn't lied to Twilight—not really—but she couldn't help remembering all the times back in flight school when the barely muffled giggles had been aimed at her, every other pony a part of whatever joke they were playing. And she couldn't help remembering the way she'd silently vowed each and every time after she'd fallen for their prank that she would never make anypony feel as bad as she always did.

Tapping at her window startled her, and a quick look showed Rainbow Dash hovering outside. "Shy? You OK? Twilight said you weren't—"

"No!" Something snapped inside her, and she leaped for the window on the other side of the room, heaved the sash up, and launched herself outside. "I won't! I won't!"

"Shy?" she heard Rainbow ask behind her. "What the—?"

"Stay away!" Flapping like she hadn't since the day she'd hauled Twilight's balloon in pursuit of Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy now fled from her, arched over the woods, and immediately got slapped sideways by a downdraft curling around the cloudy noontime sky. It tumbled her back toward the treetops, crashed her through the leaves, and she splashed right into a big tub of apple sauce sitting there.

"Land sakes!" Wiping her eyes, Fluttershy looked up to see Applejack looking back, her front hoofs hooked over the edge of the vat. "That was some spill! You OK, Fluttershy?"

"No!" Leaping again, spraying apple sauce in every direction, Fluttershy couldn't keep from hearing those muffled giggles. "Stay away! Stay away!" Half-blind, more falling through the air than flying, she plunged onward, dodging the blurry shapes that came rushing at her till something big and brown and pink loomed ahead too large and too quickly. She smacked into it with a crash like a bowling ball dropped from a third-story window and slithered down into a heap on the sidewalk.

"Gracious!" came one very familiar voice.

"Wowie zowie!" came another, and sure enough, Rarity and Pinkie Pie stood blinking at her from the stairs in front of Sugarcube Corner. "Do it again!" Pinkie shouted, hopping up and down. "Do it again!"

"Pinkie Pie!" Rarity gave her a horrified look, then rushed down the steps, Fluttershy cringing away. "Are you hurt, Fluttershy? What happened? Is something—?"

"No!" Not quite sure she still had all the pieces she'd started with, Fluttershy nonetheless had to take flight, those little giggles jabbing into her as sharp as pins. "Stay away! Stay away!" The whole town, Rainbow had said, and Fluttershy couldn't draw a breath without the stench of those giggles gagging her. The whole town, and—

No. Not all. Banking as well as she could, Fluttershy aimed for the shimmering beacon of Twilight's castle, but with the air feeling more like apple sauce oozing around her feathers, she managed to miss the open door and smashed into the closed one beside it. She burst through anyway, hit the floor hard, and spun sliding across the polished crystal to the foot of the library check-out desk.

A moment, and Twilight peered over the edge. "Fluttershy?" she asked.

Then hoofbeats and voices were filling the room, the rest of their friends clattering up the front steps and shouting lots and lots of words: "—went crazy!" she heard, as well as "—smack dab into the apple sauce!" "—might've broken her neck!" and "—flat as a pancake!"

Cool and gentle hoofs touched her forehead, and she looked out from behind her mane at Twilight. "She doesn't have a fever, but she said she wasn't feeling well when I stopped by earlier."

Rainbow's face appeared over Twilight's shoulder. "Shy? You OK?" she asked, her rough voice cracking.

Fluttershy squeezed her eyes shut. "Stay away..." she managed to push out between her clenched teeth.

The silence around her was deafening, and when Fluttershy cracked an eyelid, she saw Rainbow staring back with her mouth hanging open. "Shy? You...you want me to go away?"

Her lungs frozen, Fluttershy pulled her eyes shut and nodded.

Again, silence fell heavy and thick until a clearing of throat pushed through. "Fluttershy?" Twilight asked gently. "Is this maybe a friendship problem?"

As vigorously as she could, Fluttershy did some more nodding.

"Did Rainbow do something you didn't like?"

The words made Fluttershy thaw enough to open her eyes and say, "All of them did..."

Twilight wore an oddly blank expression as she turned to the whole gaping group. "Dash? Any idea what you girls might've done to upset Fluttershy so badly?"

Rainbow's jaw snapped shut. "No!" she shouted. "I mean, it's just—!" Her face clouded up, and she waved her front hoofs. "Ah, fewmets, Fluttershy! Why do you gotta be such a—!"

"Dash!" Rarity stomped a hoof. "Did you involve Fluttershy in all this?"

"Hey!" Rainbow spun, her wings flaring. "It's not my fault she came into town yesterday!"

"Oh, Dashie, Dashie, Dashie." Pinkie shook her head and clicked her tongue. "This is why we don't prank Fluttershy. She can't handle any part of one."

Applejack's mouth went sideways. "You mean she's got all bent outta shape 'cause of the—?"

"Prank?" A grin curled Twilight's snout, and looking at it, Fluttershy wasn't sure if she wanted to smile back or find someplace further away to hide. "This is about Last Call, isn't it?"

Her front hoofs clenching, Rainbow gave a groan and dropped to her knees. "It woulda been perfect! It woulda been epic!"

Expecting Twilight to start shouting, Fluttershy cringed against the library counter. But Twilight's grin was growing wider and happier. "Did you get the whole town in on it?"

Blowing out a big breath, Rainbow turned to face Twilight. "Pretty much. I wanted to do something with a library theme, y'know?"

And then...Twilight laughed. A real, long, honest-to-everything laugh: she even clapped her front hoofs together, Fluttershy staring to see it. "Oh, Dash, that's great!" She aimed a hoof at Rainbow. "I'm still gonna get you back, but, I mean, wow! The effort you all must've put in!"

"Yeah." Rainbow snapped her glare over to Fluttershy so sharply, Fluttershy was sure she could feel it part her mane. "Y'see? She loves it!" She pointed a shaking hoof at Twilight. "That's how normal ponies deal with pranks! Normal ponies don't get all crazy and crash into buildings and tell their best friends in the whole world to go away!"

"Dash!" Twilight's voice rang out just as sharply as Rainbow's glare, and Rainbow actually jumped back half a step. But when Twilight faced Fluttershy, everything about her was all soft and gentle. "Fluttershy? Can you sit up? Would you like some help?"

Not quite sure she could speak yet, Fluttershy levered herself into more or less or a sitting position and looked sideways through her hair at Twilight.

Twilight nodded, her gaze moving back and forth between Fluttershy and Rainbow. "Now the thing is: neither one of you is wrong here."

"What?" Rainbow leaped into a hover. "She totally overreacted! How can you say—?"

"Dash!"

The sharpness in Twilight's tone seemed to knock Rainbow back onto her hooves. "Fine!" Sitting, Rainbow folded her front legs across her chest. "Go on and tell me how we can both be right, then!"

"That's just it." Twilight spread her hoofs. "Neither one of you is right, either. This is more like—" She stopped. "Pinkie? How many varieties of donuts do you serve at Sugarcube Corner?"

"Fifty-eight," Pinkie answered promptly. "I'm counting things like glazed and chocolate-covered separately even though they start with the same basic donut 'cause the outcome is so deliciously different." She licked her lips, and Fluttershy felt her stomach rumble at her missed breakfast and lunch.

"Exactly." Twilight went back to moving her attention between Rainbow and Fluttershy. "Some ponies like the glazed, some ponies like the chocolate, and some ponies don't like donuts at all."

Pinkie's gasp echoed. "You take that back!"

Applejack rolled her eyes. "Pinkie—"

"All right!" Pinkie buried her face in her hoofs. "It's true! It's too horribobble to think about, but yes! Some ponies don't like donuts!"

Twilight nodded. "And some ponies don't like pranks." She focused her gentle smile on Fluttershy, and Fluttershy felt the last of the cold melt away inside her. "Still, Fluttershy, your reaction was more than a little over-the-top. Agreed?"

Fluttershy dropped her gaze, heat flooding her face. "But you, Dash," Twilight was going on, "you could've warned Fluttershy the day before when you were starting to get things set up. If she'd known, she could've made the decision to stay home and not get involved instead of wandering into the middle of everything all unprepared. Agreed?"

"Yeah, I guess," Rainbow said with a sigh that sounded so heartfelt, it made Fluttershy look up. Rainbow was looking at her, those violet eyes kind of shiny. "Sorry, Shy."

"Well!" Rarity beamed. "Contrition from our Rainbow Dash? How can such things be?"

"Hey." Twilight spread her wings. "Princess of Friendship over here."

That got a "Whoo-hoo!" from Pinkie and a chuckle from Applejack, and Fluttershy felt a smile tug at her snout for the first time in what seemed like days.

"Thank you, Rainbow," she said, forcing herself out from behind her mane. "I wish all the time that I could be a normal pony, but I just— I don't— I can't manage to—" She stopped, took a breath, and let her gaze move around the circle of her friends. "So I'm sorry, too, to all of you."

Again, it proved to be the right thing to say: suddenly they were all hugging her and she was hugging them. "Don't ever change, Shy," Rainbow whispered into her ear. "Ever."

"As long as you don't, either," she whispered back.