Please, have a seat.

No, no. I said have a seat.

I’ll be pleased to meat your face and face.

Sometimes I get hungry.

Okay.



Sorry.

Sorry.

Sometimes I get tracked to the side sometimes. It happens a lot. More than it happens to the other doggies. But I’ve got it this time. I can do it.

So, I said sit! Okay. Thank you.

I called the meeting to talk about to you doggies.

I called us together to make the meatings hungry.

Hungry.

Meal we get.

No.

No don’t.

Quiet, quiet. Don’t bark. We’ll meaties in minutes.

We need to think. Difficulties.

It’s difficulties sometimes think sometimes.

Saliva solvent compound with food bells ringing.

I bark now. Anger, anger.

Remember anyone why together now.

I do. I do. I do.

I remember why now. So don’t barking before I finish.

I said barking don’t!

If anger more bite maybe.

But before bite I want to talk. Talk harder but before because thinking.

I was thinking before. Tell you something.

Wait. We were doing something before.

No, before talking. We were doing before we are together.

No, we remember together before together.

That was I was thinking about that.

Together before we were together was different.

I don’t understand. Yes, orange doggie?

No, we’re not getting eating. I don’t know apples where. There are none.

Wait! I remember. I was testing. Did I pass the test?

The test on us?

We passed the test. We must have.

Ponies don’t fail the test.

Doggies. I mean.

Ponies.

Orange, yellow; white, purple; pink; blue, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple; purple; yellow, pink.

Six doggies.

Thinking. Do doggies thinking? Did test on thinking.

I passed the test. Didn’t I?

Blue doggie calm down now! No need for angry.

Ow! Bite pain please don’t. Not nice.

I’ll bite back and pain you so please don’t again.

There. There we go.

I’m talking now to tell that we are problematic.

We need to go back to something. Fix the test.

The test is wrong.

Tests don’t wrong.

Think listen speak now not.

Tests don’t wrong, but experimentations wrong.

See now blue doggie don’t say stupid tests.

The better thing to do now is do right correct accuracy within a range of several billionths per part.

Wait.

Wait, wait. Wait doggies don't.

Don’t barking! Don’t running! Stop chewing!

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Spike ran down to the ground floor to see what all the commotion was on about. He was met with six technicolor dogs running wild around the library.

“What the—”