"I just wanted to apologize again for last night, Pinkie. If I knew you and Cheese wanted to be alone, then I certainly wouldn't have come in unannounced." Twilight Sparkle glanced at the menu.

She invited her friend Pinkie Pie out to lunch as an apology for interrupting some private time between the two party ponies. She heard a strange thumping coming from upstairs while she was picking up some cupcakes for Spike as a thank you for his hard work this week, and decided to investigate.

Curious, she walked upstairs and into Pinkie's room without bothering to announce herself; a mistake she promised never to make again.

"Oh Twilight!" giggled Pinkie Pie. "You don't have to apologize. Cheese and I were talking about bringing other ponies in, and you were one of the first ponies he suggested."

Twilight sputtered into her drink, flushing slightly as the water dribbled down her chin."While I am honored you would think of me to participate in such...rousing activities, I am afraid I have a confession to make. You see, I don't have any experience doing...that."

Pinkie gasped. "Twilight! You mean to tell me you've never done anything like that? At all?"

Twilight blushed again. "It's not that I haven't wanted to. It's just that I spent most of my time studying, and you girls are the first ponies I've spent any real time with. I guess I just haven't had the opportunity to do those kind of things.”

“Oh Twilight,” said Pinkie, shaking her head. “Why don’t you stop by tonight, and I’ll show you all the fun you’ve been missing.”

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Twilight glanced around nervously before knocking on the back door to Sugar Cube Corner. She glanced furtively up and down the street, though at this time of night she knew most ponies would be fast asleep.

C’mon Pinkie, open the door!

Twilight scolded herself for letting her nervousness get the better of her. Why did she feel nervous? They were just two mares, spending time together. Late at night. Alone. In a bedroom. By themselves. That wasn’t unusual, right? If Lyra and Bon-Bon could do it, then…

The door opening saved Twilight from her thoughts, and she quickly returned the hug Pinkie gave her. She followed the party pony upstairs, and before long they were sitting in the dimly lit bedroom, talking quietly.

“Twilight,” began Pinkie. “I figured you might be a little nervous, seeing as how it’s your first time and all.”

Twilight nodded mutely, a small blush coming to her cheeks.

“But to make things easier, I already have myself warmed up and in the mood. This way, you can do what you feel comfortable with, and I will be ready for it. Shall we?”

Twilight nodded hesitantly.

“Okie Dokie. I’m going to put some music on. It helps set the mood, but I’ll keep it low so if you have any questions you won’t have to shout to be heard.”

Pinkie walked over to the small player sitting on the ground beside the bed. She set the needle on the record, and, after a brief pause, music began to fill the room.

“Now, I want you to start with your right hoof. Stick it in. That’s it, just like that. Now move it up and down a little. There you go. Doesn’t that feel nice?

“Switch to your left hoof now, and do the same thing. See Twilight? You’re a natural. Now, stick your head in. Don’t worry! It doesn’t have to be the whole head. Just do whatever you’re comfortable with. I’m ready.”

“Pinkie, I don’t know…,” began Twilight.

“Shhh. It’s okay, Twilight. You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to. Take as long as you need. I’m not going anywhere.”

Swallowing, Twilight nodded. “I’m ready.”

“Okay. Now try to move it differently than how you did your hooves. Once you experiment some more, you’ll be able to find a ton of new things to try to make it feel good. Alright, time for the big finish. Are you ready?”

“I-I think so,” said Twilight, panting slightly.

“Alright. Stick it all in.”

“What? Are you crazy? Pinkie, you’ll get hurt!”

“Trust me, Twilight. I’ve done this before. There’s nothing you can do that I can’t handle. I just want you to take deep breaths, and remember to keep breathing.”

Twilight did as she was told, and taking a deep breath, threw her whole body in.

“See, Twi? I knew you could do the Hokey-Pokey!”