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25 Famous Last Words
“Come on Twilight, upsy daisy,” Rainbow Dash helped a disoriented Twilight to her hooves. She had just had a spell backfire and seemed very out of it.
“Quick memory check, what's your favorite thing to do?”
“Flying?”
Rainbow facehooved, ”No, that's mine. Your's is reading.”
“I’d rather be fishing,” Twilight said matter of fact.
“Ok, thats it, time to go see the princess.” Rainbow moved to grab Twilight and lead her outside. As she did, Pinkie Pie came bouncing into the library.
“Hey guys, what's up?”
“Twilight had a spell backfire...again, and now she's all loopy.”
*snort* “Maybe she has brain fungus. And the brain mushrooms will take over and become an evil Twilight and cause us all to become zombie-like but definitely not zombies cause that would be silly.”
Rainbow stared at her with a flat look. “No Pinkie, she just has a concussion," she glanced worriedly at Twilight, "probably.”
Twilight had stood quietly by during all this, slowly taking it all in. “Is it not meningitis?” she asked.
“What? Probably not, I don't know since I'm not a doctor. Though Pinkie actually saying something that is apparently a real thing and not completely random is surprising.”
“Thomas Jefferson…” Pinkie butted in.
“There we are, back to normal. Ok, time to go Twilight. Say goodbye to pinkie?”
“I’m going away tonight. Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here.”
“Close enough. Be back later Pinkie.”
With that Rainbow pulled Twilight onto her back and started the short flight to Canterlot.
“You have won, O Galilean,” Twilight yelled as the flew away.
“You're not about to die on me are you?” Rainbow asked her load.
“I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct,” came the muffled reply.
The remaining flight was mostly quiet, until the final leg when Twilight began to squirm.
“Hey Rainbow! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? French Fries!” With that said, she grabbed ahold of Rainbows’ midsection, locking her wings closed, and began flying herself.
“What are you doing Twilight? Let me go, we only have a little ways to go!” Rainbow struggled against Twilights earth pony like grip.
“This is the last of Equestria! I am content!”
“What does that even mean? You're not strong enough to carry a pony safely yet.”
“Then we shall go, to the strongest!”
“Great, we came all the way from home to the palace to die. Please, Faust, don’t let me fall,” Rainbow cried as they began to lose altitude.
“Don't you dare ask Faust to help me”
“Hit the water, hit the water, hit the water!”
They landed with a large splash in the cities largest fountain. Luckily, neither of them was injured and Rainbow looked over at Twilight who sat in the water with a cherub spraying onto her head.
“Do you hear the rain? Do you hear the rain?”
Rainbow sighed and put Twilight back onto her back. On the way they accidently bumped into a pony smoking.
Twilight looked curiously at him. “Can I have one of those?” she asked him.
“No, you certainly can’t.”
Twilight ignored him and took one anyways.
“Put out the bloody cigarette!” yelled Rainbow.
“Pardon me, Sir, I did not do it on purpose," she said to the colt she had taken it from as they past.
He looked at the sight of two mares, one of which had both a horn and wings. “I should have never switched from Scotch to Martinis.”
After making it to Celestias study, Twilight rolled off of Rainbows back and proceeded to crawl towards Celestia in an overly dramatic fashion.
“These are my last words, and I am certain that my sacrifice will not be in vain, I am certain that, at the very least, it will be a moral lesson that will punish felony, cowardice and treason. I pray you to bear me witness that I meet my fate like a brave stallion.”
“Twilight, you're a mare," said Rainbow flatly.
“I shall be with Celestia, and that is enough,” Twilight then passed out at the foot of the throne. Saying Celestia was confused would be an understatement. Just then Luna walked in with a nightcap on and a cup of cocoa.
“Are you alright?” Celestia asked her sister.
“I can't sleep,” Luna replied, taking in both Rainbow and Twilights sopping wet forms.
“I am perplexed.”
“You called?” said discords head, appearing from her cocoa mug.
“Discord, get out!”
“Quick memory check, what's your favorite thing to do?”
“Flying?”
Rainbow facehooved, ”No, that's mine. Your's is reading.”
“I’d rather be fishing,” Twilight said matter of fact.
“Ok, thats it, time to go see the princess.” Rainbow moved to grab Twilight and lead her outside. As she did, Pinkie Pie came bouncing into the library.
“Hey guys, what's up?”
“Twilight had a spell backfire...again, and now she's all loopy.”
*snort* “Maybe she has brain fungus. And the brain mushrooms will take over and become an evil Twilight and cause us all to become zombie-like but definitely not zombies cause that would be silly.”
Rainbow stared at her with a flat look. “No Pinkie, she just has a concussion," she glanced worriedly at Twilight, "probably.”
Twilight had stood quietly by during all this, slowly taking it all in. “Is it not meningitis?” she asked.
“What? Probably not, I don't know since I'm not a doctor. Though Pinkie actually saying something that is apparently a real thing and not completely random is surprising.”
“Thomas Jefferson…” Pinkie butted in.
“There we are, back to normal. Ok, time to go Twilight. Say goodbye to pinkie?”
“I’m going away tonight. Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here.”
“Close enough. Be back later Pinkie.”
With that Rainbow pulled Twilight onto her back and started the short flight to Canterlot.
“You have won, O Galilean,” Twilight yelled as the flew away.
“You're not about to die on me are you?” Rainbow asked her load.
“I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct,” came the muffled reply.
The remaining flight was mostly quiet, until the final leg when Twilight began to squirm.
“Hey Rainbow! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? French Fries!” With that said, she grabbed ahold of Rainbows’ midsection, locking her wings closed, and began flying herself.
“What are you doing Twilight? Let me go, we only have a little ways to go!” Rainbow struggled against Twilights earth pony like grip.
“This is the last of Equestria! I am content!”
“What does that even mean? You're not strong enough to carry a pony safely yet.”
“Then we shall go, to the strongest!”
“Great, we came all the way from home to the palace to die. Please, Faust, don’t let me fall,” Rainbow cried as they began to lose altitude.
“Don't you dare ask Faust to help me”
“Hit the water, hit the water, hit the water!”
They landed with a large splash in the cities largest fountain. Luckily, neither of them was injured and Rainbow looked over at Twilight who sat in the water with a cherub spraying onto her head.
“Do you hear the rain? Do you hear the rain?”
Rainbow sighed and put Twilight back onto her back. On the way they accidently bumped into a pony smoking.
Twilight looked curiously at him. “Can I have one of those?” she asked him.
“No, you certainly can’t.”
Twilight ignored him and took one anyways.
“Put out the bloody cigarette!” yelled Rainbow.
“Pardon me, Sir, I did not do it on purpose," she said to the colt she had taken it from as they past.
He looked at the sight of two mares, one of which had both a horn and wings. “I should have never switched from Scotch to Martinis.”
After making it to Celestias study, Twilight rolled off of Rainbows back and proceeded to crawl towards Celestia in an overly dramatic fashion.
“These are my last words, and I am certain that my sacrifice will not be in vain, I am certain that, at the very least, it will be a moral lesson that will punish felony, cowardice and treason. I pray you to bear me witness that I meet my fate like a brave stallion.”
“Twilight, you're a mare," said Rainbow flatly.
“I shall be with Celestia, and that is enough,” Twilight then passed out at the foot of the throne. Saying Celestia was confused would be an understatement. Just then Luna walked in with a nightcap on and a cup of cocoa.
“Are you alright?” Celestia asked her sister.
“I can't sleep,” Luna replied, taking in both Rainbow and Twilights sopping wet forms.
“I am perplexed.”
“You called?” said discords head, appearing from her cocoa mug.
“Discord, get out!”