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Choose your own Adventure
[1] Welcome, dearest reader, to the best choose your own adventure book you’ll ever read! If you think this statement is true, go to line [2]! If, however, you disagree, and think that this is in fact possibly the most boring Choose your own Adventure book you’ve ever read so far, please go to line [2]
[2] Ah, glad to see you’re liking it so far! Wait, are you saying that you aren’t enjoying this book so far? Well, I’m sorry to hear that. But if you’re really sure you want to end it already, please turn to line [3]. To the rest of you, I am glad that you’re already having fun. But the best fun is to be found over at line [3]! Go on, jump over there, turn the page.
[3] Welcome, intrepid traveller, to line three! Oh, what’s that you’re saying? Oh, you must have something wrong. This is line [3], but if you think there’s something wrong here, all you have to do is turn to line [4]. Of course, the rest of you are here for adventure! And what an adventure you’re in for. Now, you start on a trail through the middle of the forest, with a fork in the road coming up. You can either go left, or right. If you want to go left, jump ahead to line [4]. But, if you’d like to go onto the right road, no pun intended, please turn to line [4]!
[4] So, as you decided, you are now going across the rightmost path through the for- What do you mean, you just want to get to the end already? Don’t give me that look, this is all your fault. If you just followed the instructions properly, then maybe you’d get somewhere. Now look, if you want to get to the end, and read carefully now: Go to line [5]. Got that? Good. And good riddance. Now, for the rest of you. As you tread carefully across the path, you soon come to a clearing. You see a pony strung up over a fire, surrounded by feral Diamond Dogs. Your options are: Try to sneak around them [5], charge in all spells blasting in your attempt to save the pony [5], or sneak up on the Diamond Dogs, and knock them unconscious [5]. Turn to the line that agrees with whatever action you want to do the most!
[5] As you crouch down low to the ground, you slowl- Oh, will you please stop complaining?! Look, you either read the instructions wrong, or you didn’t. There are no two ways about it. If I wasn’t just a book, I’d sigh right about now. Well fine then. I’ll let you in on a secret. [6] is the last choice in the book. You’re already this far ahead, you may as continue, okay? Now, as I was saying. As you slowly sneak up to the Dogs, you manage to hit each one on the head with a large enough rock, which sends them straight into dreamland. Congratulations. You walk up to the pony tied up, and ponder your options. You could: Leave her tied up there, to become pony stew [6], make her into pony stew right now [6], or free her [6]. Same thing as last time, turn to the line you want!
[6] Congratulations. You are a horrible pony. Why would you ever want to make pony stew? You disgust yourself so much, you do what can only be called the right thing, and free the pony from her bonds. You’ve completed this adventure, but you don’t feel like you’ve won anything. If you liked this ending, please turn to [7]. If you wanted a much better ending, please turn to [7]. However, if you’re glad you’ve finally gotten to the end of this convoluted story, please, by all means, turn to line [7].
[7] So you’ve finally made it here, your seventh ‘Choice to make’ location. But this is mine now. … Nah, I’m just pulling your leg, this is the end. This Choose your own Adventure book was a product of Disco Chord Inc., written by Disco Chord himself. If you enjoyed this experience, please let us know. And remember: If you want a different ending, just read it again!
[2] Ah, glad to see you’re liking it so far! Wait, are you saying that you aren’t enjoying this book so far? Well, I’m sorry to hear that. But if you’re really sure you want to end it already, please turn to line [3]. To the rest of you, I am glad that you’re already having fun. But the best fun is to be found over at line [3]! Go on, jump over there, turn the page.
[3] Welcome, intrepid traveller, to line three! Oh, what’s that you’re saying? Oh, you must have something wrong. This is line [3], but if you think there’s something wrong here, all you have to do is turn to line [4]. Of course, the rest of you are here for adventure! And what an adventure you’re in for. Now, you start on a trail through the middle of the forest, with a fork in the road coming up. You can either go left, or right. If you want to go left, jump ahead to line [4]. But, if you’d like to go onto the right road, no pun intended, please turn to line [4]!
[4] So, as you decided, you are now going across the rightmost path through the for- What do you mean, you just want to get to the end already? Don’t give me that look, this is all your fault. If you just followed the instructions properly, then maybe you’d get somewhere. Now look, if you want to get to the end, and read carefully now: Go to line [5]. Got that? Good. And good riddance. Now, for the rest of you. As you tread carefully across the path, you soon come to a clearing. You see a pony strung up over a fire, surrounded by feral Diamond Dogs. Your options are: Try to sneak around them [5], charge in all spells blasting in your attempt to save the pony [5], or sneak up on the Diamond Dogs, and knock them unconscious [5]. Turn to the line that agrees with whatever action you want to do the most!
[5] As you crouch down low to the ground, you slowl- Oh, will you please stop complaining?! Look, you either read the instructions wrong, or you didn’t. There are no two ways about it. If I wasn’t just a book, I’d sigh right about now. Well fine then. I’ll let you in on a secret. [6] is the last choice in the book. You’re already this far ahead, you may as continue, okay? Now, as I was saying. As you slowly sneak up to the Dogs, you manage to hit each one on the head with a large enough rock, which sends them straight into dreamland. Congratulations. You walk up to the pony tied up, and ponder your options. You could: Leave her tied up there, to become pony stew [6], make her into pony stew right now [6], or free her [6]. Same thing as last time, turn to the line you want!
[6] Congratulations. You are a horrible pony. Why would you ever want to make pony stew? You disgust yourself so much, you do what can only be called the right thing, and free the pony from her bonds. You’ve completed this adventure, but you don’t feel like you’ve won anything. If you liked this ending, please turn to [7]. If you wanted a much better ending, please turn to [7]. However, if you’re glad you’ve finally gotten to the end of this convoluted story, please, by all means, turn to line [7].
[7] So you’ve finally made it here, your seventh ‘Choice to make’ location. But this is mine now. … Nah, I’m just pulling your leg, this is the end. This Choose your own Adventure book was a product of Disco Chord Inc., written by Disco Chord himself. If you enjoyed this experience, please let us know. And remember: If you want a different ending, just read it again!