Luther Blissett
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In just a few hours, Ragnarok is going to hit the planet, and I'm not going to survive.

The airport's a freaking war zone (I can see it's smoke from here). I'm not rich enough to bribe my way to safety (is anyone?) and I don't qualify for the evacuations (no kids). Actually I have no family except Mom, and I won't drag her out of hospice just so we can die in a traffic jam. The best I can do, I think, is sit at home and say my goodbyes. Maybe, if I keep one car off the road, it will help someone important get far enough away to survive the impact.

I guess I'm okay with dying, except for one thing. I never accomplished anything important with my life, and with so many millions of people under the meteor, my entire life is going to be nothing but a single digit of a statistic.

Please do a dying man one last favor. If you're still reading Facebook, please share this post so I can get to 1000 Likes. Then I can die at peace. I just want to feel, for a moment before I go, like it mattered to the world that Luther Blissett existed.

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👩Martha Lucas I'm so sorry, Luther. I'll share this like you asked. For what it's worth, I really enjoyed the pasta salad you brought to the Thanksgiving party. I meant to ask for the recipe.
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👨Luther Blissett To be honest it was store-bought, but thanks.
4 hours ago • Like • 👍 5,585

👨Barry L. Stegall *its smoke
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👩Martha Lucas Oh my GOD, Barry. I know you hate editing Luther's memos but this is literally your last chance for human decency.
2 hours ago • Like • 👍 92,896

👨Barry L. Stegall I'm drunk., we're doomed. If i'm going tob e wasting my last few hours on the internet the least I can do is clean it up on teh way out
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👨Jeff Hogue Luther, we've never met but I know Barry through Open Hearts Network, and I'm on ministry in Tanzania. You are definitely in my prayer list along with everyone at home. Honestly it's shaking me to the core that I was chosen to live while He takes so many better than me. We can't know His master plan but please have faith that it includes you.
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👨Adam Thomas Callen "God wants to murder you, but trust Him!" Gee, THANKS, Jeff! If you're going to waste time praying to anyone right now you'll get much better results with Asteroid 2019 XD223. At least we know IT can see us.
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👩Christina Sloss Hey Luther, godlessadam crossposted his flamewar here to /r/atheism. I'm in Oregon and they're estimating a 50% chance of survival. I'll raise a glass for you if I make it. (Not for Adam though. Arrogant twit.)
51 minutes ago • Like • 👍 34,168

👨Harold Jay Ritchie 50000 likes, holy shit, wish i'd thought of this
37 minutes ago • Like • 👍 52,160

👨Ming Hsiao Luther,you do know my friend Tain Ch'eng.?He attend university in America,He will safe ?
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👩Samantha Clark I know 1000s of people are reading this, PLEASE HELP!! I live at 4542 Columbia Mine Rd, Charleston, WV in the zone. Give my puppy ALICE a loving home when I die!!! U can take what u want from the house!!!
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👨Maximilian Jager Good thoughts Luther, from St Blasien, Germany. I will remember you! Ten minutes leaved, I wonder how many comments before the end you will read, and who the last one will be. 😉
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👨Christine R. Johnson Last!
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