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Zomg Cake
“It’s gonna be the bestest, most delicious, biggest cake ever!” Pinkie said, licking her lips and rubbing her hooves. “Is it ready yet, Twilight? Huh, huh, huh?”
“Yes, yes. Almost, Pinkie.” Twilight looked over the machine in front of her, checking against her list on the clipboard she was holding. The machine looked like a giant boiler with an inner oven and two flaps on each end, and extended from the ceiling to the floor.
“Oooooh, I can’t wait. I’m so excited, are you excited? Eeeeeeeeee!” Pinkie’s mouth gaped open, drool pooling onto the floor. Images of cakes and pies of all shapes and sizes floated through her brain.
“Let’s see… that’s good. And that’s good. And…”
“Is it ready yet? Huhhuhhuh?” Pinkie Pie bounced around Twilight.
“Almost…”
Pinkie threw her hooves into the air. “Ahh, I can’t wait anymore!” With a wide grin, Pinkie opened one of the flaps and threw a bag of flour inside.
Twilight, still checking over her checklist, didn’t notice as Pinkie placed the rest of the ingredients into the machine. At the last second, Twilight looked over to see Pinkie toss another hoofful of ingredients.
Twilight’s eyes bulging, she said, “Wait, Pinkie!”
Before Twilight could stop her, Pinkie strode over to the console and started hammering on all the buttons. “Which one starts it? Is it this one? Or this one? Or this one?”
“Wait, Pinkie, no! I haven’t finished cal—”
Pinkie’s tongue wagged out of her mouth as she smacked the massive button on the machine marked “Go.”
“It’s now or never, Twilight!”
Mechanical grinding sputtered out of the machine, smoke pouring out of every orifice. Like an angry demon, it rattled back and forth. It seemed to grow bigger, emitting a whine that grew higher with each passing second.
“Weeeeeeeeee.” Pinkie embraced Twilight and held her close.
Twilight’s ears flopped backwards. “Oh no…”
All of a sudden, the noise stopped and the flap on the machine popped open to reveal a giant three foot cake.
“See, Twilight? Nothing to worry about.” Pinkie reached a hoof towards the cake. No sooner had she touched it, it exploded into a giant pile of gooey mess covering everything in the room from head to hoof.
Eyes popped open from a nearby giant ball of goo. A few blinks, and a purple hoof emerged to wipe off her face. Twilight looked down, the rest of her body still encased in cake mix. “Pinkie...”
With liquid mix dripping from her mane, a smile crept upon her face. “I regret nothing.”
“Yes, yes. Almost, Pinkie.” Twilight looked over the machine in front of her, checking against her list on the clipboard she was holding. The machine looked like a giant boiler with an inner oven and two flaps on each end, and extended from the ceiling to the floor.
“Oooooh, I can’t wait. I’m so excited, are you excited? Eeeeeeeeee!” Pinkie’s mouth gaped open, drool pooling onto the floor. Images of cakes and pies of all shapes and sizes floated through her brain.
“Let’s see… that’s good. And that’s good. And…”
“Is it ready yet? Huhhuhhuh?” Pinkie Pie bounced around Twilight.
“Almost…”
Pinkie threw her hooves into the air. “Ahh, I can’t wait anymore!” With a wide grin, Pinkie opened one of the flaps and threw a bag of flour inside.
Twilight, still checking over her checklist, didn’t notice as Pinkie placed the rest of the ingredients into the machine. At the last second, Twilight looked over to see Pinkie toss another hoofful of ingredients.
Twilight’s eyes bulging, she said, “Wait, Pinkie!”
Before Twilight could stop her, Pinkie strode over to the console and started hammering on all the buttons. “Which one starts it? Is it this one? Or this one? Or this one?”
“Wait, Pinkie, no! I haven’t finished cal—”
Pinkie’s tongue wagged out of her mouth as she smacked the massive button on the machine marked “Go.”
“It’s now or never, Twilight!”
Mechanical grinding sputtered out of the machine, smoke pouring out of every orifice. Like an angry demon, it rattled back and forth. It seemed to grow bigger, emitting a whine that grew higher with each passing second.
“Weeeeeeeeee.” Pinkie embraced Twilight and held her close.
Twilight’s ears flopped backwards. “Oh no…”
All of a sudden, the noise stopped and the flap on the machine popped open to reveal a giant three foot cake.
“See, Twilight? Nothing to worry about.” Pinkie reached a hoof towards the cake. No sooner had she touched it, it exploded into a giant pile of gooey mess covering everything in the room from head to hoof.
Eyes popped open from a nearby giant ball of goo. A few blinks, and a purple hoof emerged to wipe off her face. Twilight looked down, the rest of her body still encased in cake mix. “Pinkie...”
With liquid mix dripping from her mane, a smile crept upon her face. “I regret nothing.”