"Nine of nine bottles 
You take one down to smash 
Around and around" 
- Redneck Ninja, his ramblings when we tried to get him off the boat.  


So, we're on lake and sailing 
With a good looking men and women 
I'm nervous to all willy, so I have couple of drinks 
Being the bonehead that I am, throw them overboard 
Get my groove on, and we all have good time 
Everything is great until we sail back 
Something hits us from below 
Lo and behold, a hole forms and the water seeps in 
Only one who notices it is me 
I'm still drunk and blame myself 
Figure it was the junk I chucked 
Do the best thing in my state of mind  
Plug the hole with my behind 
You heard me  
With my butt 
And I don't know what 
But I do know we can still sail 
I'm not going to jail 
Hope none is the wiser