There was a young witch from West Essex
Who lived her whole life under a hex
At birth given curse
That with age grew worse
She would fail when she wanted to have seances.

There was a young girl dressed as a duck
Her costume really did not suck
To a party she went
And met a fine gent
They went to a room so they could talk.

There was a werewolf named Horatio
Who outed himself on Today Show.
He pinned down the host
And began to boast
About how good he was at Wrestling.

There was an ax murd'rer at Doral
Who wanted to teach Trump a moral.
She hid in his room
While plotting his doom
Then jumped out and gave him some orders.