Stamps were rare on Bechamel stead. Bachelorhood made letters unnecessary when you knew most the ponies in town and talked with during the week coming in with the wagon. Nervous hooves ripped the letter open, it didn’t have the Canterlot enblem, so it wasn’t yet another tax increase for other ponies to get rich off of. [quote] Hello there, How does it feel to be a loved one? I wish to feel it someday. I am Maud Pie, an educated middle class mare from, Ponyville, Equestria. I am a doctor with my rocktorate and earn for a decent living. I am very hard working and honest to my profession, which indirectly implies that I don’t have much free time. So this has given rise to problems in my personal life. Lack of free time has deprived me of the chances of finding my love and life partner which many professionals might share with me. So I want to tell straightaway that I am in search of my life partner. If you ask why postal dating then the answer is that it is the only option left for me. Moreover I was always fascinated by other places, their culture, and geological formations. I always had a dream of meeting a perfect stallion just like in films. The best way to find a stallion to date with is at an organization for dating. During my search of a perfect way to date, I came across this organization, where thousands of young mares like me had registered and found the love of their life. If you are a single and you also want to get loved and live together with a fine mare in harmony and love, then please join this program and mail me. I will be more than happy to converse with you and get to know each other. Sincerity, Maud Pie [/quote] It was four stamps for a only bit, and she seemed like a nice mare. [hr] Sleepy hooves pawed through the mailbox, and grabbed a hooful of letters. The first few were the standard bureaucratic formula from Cloudsdale, and she made sure to drop those in the ‘do later’ pile. Forms and regulations were for later, when the weather was safely squared away. Hooves sorted, then paused. This one was different, the outline of a stormcloud on the front. It probably wasn’t a complaint, nopony would waste their nice stationary on a complaint. Curious hooves shredded the letter to reveal the treasure within. [quote] Hello: Rainbow Dash, Ponyville Weather Manager We are one of the considerable full-integrated weather profile facilities. located in the newly famous cloud material Clouds-Deil Diversity of manufacturing capacities allow us to provide “One-Stop’’ services from rain extruding, cloud treatment (anodizing, brush, polishing, powder coating), rainbows, season management and cloud house assembly. We have in-house mould design & mould manufacturing workshop, 600 ~ 2800 tonnage extruders, multiple Cloud Numeric Controls with 6.5-meter-long working platform, 12-meter-long condensation line. And we are equipped with full set of advanced facilities for testing cloud properties and atmosphere components. Main products: vapor parts for modernized clouds(such as high-capacity raincloud), special high-strength shaped cloud profiles, cloud accessories for house( such as window, desk, shower), cloud platforms & ramps(such as all kinds of cart ramps, wheel chair ramps), cloud parts for new energy: accessories for Concentrating Solar Power, cloud profiles for truss, scaffolding system, shower room, furniture ECT. We are innovators in the field and can product ANY styling of clouds! Examples include Cirrus, cirrocumulus, cirrostratus, Altocumulus, altostratus, Cumulonimbus, cumulus, nimbostratus, Stratocumulus, stratus. You design it, we make it! Any new design and technical drawing is welcome,After all, implementing our clients’ ideas is our mission! Best regard Daring Flyer [/quote] Cloudy-Deil? Wasn’t it Cloudsdale? Too early in the workday, sleepy still. Do later pile, probably do never. [hr] Starting the day, starting the oven. Hooves walking to the window, turning the sign, unlocking the door. Checking the mail slot, always a few. Taking them to the counter, bending down and taking out last night’s fresh baked and loading them into the counter case. Always the early birds, coffee and croissants. Till open, bits, till close, Thanks and a smile. The missus in the back, starting the first batch. Still early, shop empty, letters on the desk. [quote] Melting prices for you – good sex mood for your partner. It is very important for a stallion to have some true friend nearby when he faces impotence! Sex is a dead duck for you? Listen to me, you friend, and it's gonna be ok! Only a small number of all stallion in Equestria face no problems with having normal sexual activity. Welcome to one of the premier mail order marketplaces to find best drugs at unbelievable prices! Make Sure To Mention Our Promotion - when ordering through the catalog and get ADDITIONAL discount 5% for all our product, even product that is already at LOW LOW PRICE! Boost your weapon now! [/quote] Turn and look, you’re alone. It goes under the register. It’s been lacking recently. Something to spice it up for later. Later. [hr] A diamonded mare checks the mail, sorts. Oh, she’s got a letter. Honor society? Wonder what for. She’ll see it when she gets up. Padding down the stairs, still a filly but everyday more of a mare. Letters are unexpected, still a joy. Thanks, honor society? This could be good! The perfect thing for a resume often reminded about. Excited, rips open. [quote] Hi Sweetie Belle, I am reaching out today about our Honor Society chapter program. We are inviting you to serve as founder and president of the Honor Society Chapter at your school. We currently have 26 chapters across the Equestria. Benefits of starting a chapter include: + Waived membership fee + Exclusive eligibility for a 1000 bit scholarship only available to chapter founders and presidents + Recommendation letter for founders/presidents who are graduating Here is some background information on our chapters: Honor Society is focused on helping ponies succeed by connecting members with the right ponies and opportunities to help them achieve their goals. In order to nurture those connections, Honor Society introduced campus chapters at schools across the country as a way for members to receive an elevated member experience. Honor Society Chapters allow members to have an in-pony support system that allows them to reach their goals and excel academically. Members of chapters gain real-world leadership experience and are positive influences on campus and within their communities. Benefits of Honor Society Chapters Community Honor Society gives students a platform to network with other ambitious students on campus and with successful alumni. University campuses thrive on students working together and being actively involved in the university’s community. One of the major benefits of Honor Society membership is that members are a part of a community of students with similar goals across the entire country. When students are striving to reach their goals, they are also eager to help provide encouragement and motivation to others. Chapters strengthen this community by connecting them on their own campus on a regular basis providing a foundation of day-to-day motivation. They keep each other on track to reach their highest academic and career goals. Leadership The hands-on leadership experience gained while building and maintaining a chapter is beneficial to all of the chapter’s members. This leadership experience translates into real world experience, which is something that hiring managers and graduate programs highly value when it comes to recruiting students. Members gain first-hand experience creating marketing campaigns, recruiting new members, public relations, leading presentations and so much more. Honor Society headquarters provides the chapters with guidance along the way, but the growth and preservation of the chapter on campus is up to its members. Impact Honor Society encourages its chapters to give back to their local community as well as providing service to those around the world. Chapters have hosted events to collect toys for children in need during the Holidays, mentoring local high school students, and donating time at the local soup kitchen. Local chapters provide service to the community at least once per semester which is an important character trait to build and grow. If this is an opportunity you would like to learn more about or pursue, please reply to this letter to let me know. I look forward to hearing from you! Thanks! Shining Star Director, Honor Society Chapter Development [/quote] Why me? To be looked into further, maybe Cherilee might know. [hr] Always work to do, even when the shops closed. Ponyville store, the first and the most favored, Barnyard Bargains beckoning. Always mail, always ponies wanting things. [quote] Hello Sir I am Barrister. Top Class a lawyer in West Pony Republic. Mr. Silvermaker., a gold merchant, who was my client died as a result of lung cancer. Now I want to present you as the next of kin, to Mr. Silversmith’s Bank so that the money left behind by Mr. Silversmith can be transfer to your account through my help. The money value of 10.5 Million darneirs (approximate five hundred thousand Equestrian official bits) was deposited in a bank here by Mr. Silverstein before his Death. Further explanation, try get back to me soon. Please send letter to the above marked address Best regards, Barr Top Class Lawyer [/quote] Heh, that’s a new one. They’re learning. [quote] MR. FILTHY RICH I am contacting you regarding a special cargo that has been abandoned here at our warehouse In Los Pegasus for over a period of 2 years and when inspected, it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in it. From my findings, the cargo originated from Zebra Republic and the content was not declared as money by the consignor in order to avoid diversion by the shipping agent. So after our discovering, we decided to break the box and we found cotton wool lining wedged into the plywood box, the box contained $8.5 Million Zebrecian Konars. And we also found out that the box also contained one certificate which is LEGALITY CERTIFICATE. Please I want you to mail so that I can show you everything. Best Regards Assistant Chief of Operations - Default Judgement Los Pegasus, Port Authority 1 World Way, Los Pegasus [/quote] I don’t even have a store there! I don’t even have any distributors there! At least they spelled my name right this time. [hr] Letters in the mail, always fun. A yellow mare, and an easy way to talk to ponies without having to actually talk [quote] Trying to notify you: Your $50 Rich’s Barnyard Bargains Client Awards Card is Still Unclaimed Dear Customer, how is your shopping experience at Rich’s Barnyard Bargains? Your opinion is worth $50 to us! You are one of 5 consumers selected to participate in our anonymous survey, today.. 4 participants have already claimed their reward. What about you? Get Your FREE Gift Certificate* Please confirm your survey participation status here: NAME STATUS REWARD Junebug CLAIMED $50.00 Aqua Mist CLAIMED $50.00 YOU? 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Have you not you heard of hook up? So, go off and leave us alone. F*** You. [/quote] “Twilight!” [hr] [quote] [/quote] [hr] [quote] [/quote]