The results are in 
For my wellness tests 
They look quite grim 
Dress in my best 

They show no issues 
No excuses to cancel 
Can't use my tissues 
Must endure this hassle 

More healthy than healthy 
Horrible to my fate 
Even though not wealthy 
This stupid freaky date 

Worried that I'll be 
Judge as a hick 
Weak in the knees 
Wish I was sick