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[b]Friend Code:[/b] Theta 32

[b]Friend Class:[/b] Friendly

[b][s]Special Containment[/s] Housing Procedures:[/b] Theta 32 is housed in a furnished standard [s]equinoid living quarters[/s] guest room in the Friendship Castle. Meals are provided three (3) times a day made from the ingredients listed in Checklist #Theta32-002. Meat cooked under directions from Checklist #Theta32-003 may be [s]dispa[/s] [s]dishpens[/s] included [s]upon[/s] [s]disgresi[/s] when F█████████ says so. Quarters is to be cleaned at three (3) o’ clock in the afternoon each day, as per Cleaning Checklist #451. 

[quote][i]Really, T███████? “Special Containment”? “Standard equinoid living quarters”?[/i] — S████

[i]S████, I’m trying to sound professional here.[/i] — T███████

[i]You sound like that one time when S████████ went [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED].[/i] — S████ [/quote]

[b]Description:[/b] Theta 32 is a pair of bipedal females designated Theta 32-1 and Theta 32-2. Theta 32-1 is an adult mee-notauroid [s]rezem[/s] [s]resembal[/s] that looks a lot like the Great Apes from eastern Zebrica. Theta 32-1 appears to suffer from massive hair loss except for [s]her[/s] its mane, possibly from mange. [s]She[/s] It covers up majority of the affected areas in many layers of long, flowing clothing. Theta 32-1 is [s]reluckte[/s] very unwilling to take off its [s]clothes[/s] clothing in the [s]presense[/s] company of other ponies. Researcher T███████ S██████ suggests it may have a highly divaloped sense of mo-desty.

Theta 32-2 is a [s]joo[/s] youngling that looks like a mix between Theta 32-1 and a griffon, about six (6) months old, according to Theta 32-1’s words. Upper torso and most of its face look like Theta 32-1 while all four (4) legs and lower torso are griffon in nature, with feathers growing along the bottom of its forelegs. It has the same [s]effli[/s] mange problem in non-griffon parts of its body, covered up by a simple blouse of griffonic make.

[quote][i]“It” sounds so deponeefying…[/i] — S████

[i]S████, I thought I told you to read up on Merry Web’s Words and Dictionary to improve your vocabulary? Read it before we continue the report.[/i] — T███████[/quote]

Theta 32-1 does not understand equestrian. Instead, Theta 32-1 understands simple griffish if spoken slowly and clearly. Theta 32-1 is also able to com-municate using basic griffish words arranged in broken sentences which it claims were taught by its mate. Writing is done using a pointed brush instead of quill, which Theta 32-1 shows high profi-ciency with. Theta 32-1 answers to the name Chao Yan (native writing: 趙燕). Research is currently underway to understand Theta 32-1’s native language (see Document Theta32-Lang-001). Language lesson is also currently underway to teach Theta 32-1 equestrian.

Theta 32-2 has not [s]ackqu[/s] acquired speech despite over the three (3) month age requirement for speech acquisition in pony foals. Theta 32-1 claims that younglings of its kind do not start talking until around one (1) year in age.

[quote][i]Well, the foal looks really helpless, y’know?[/i] — S████[/quote]

Theta 32 was recovered on the southeastern edge of the E███████ f█████ on ██/██/████ following tip-off from F█████████’s animals. Theta 32 was under pursuit by three (3) griffons belonging to a known fringe research group “Children of the Winds” from the █████████ █████████ at the time of recovery. Its mate, a male griffon named G█████, had been separated during the chase. Theta 32 shows signs of ligature marks on its wrists and signs of [DATA EXPUNGED], discovered during routine medical checkup post recovery by Nurse R██████.

Recovered documents yielded from the apprehended griffons indicated that the “Children of the Winds” were conducting experiments into hybrid reproduction, thaumaturgical mixing and [DATA EXPUNGED] (Document Recovered Items #Theta32-001 to 005).

Theta 32-1 displays magic highly atypical to pony and griffonic magic. Theta 32-1 is able to cast powerful ████ spells without any obvious focal points in contrast to a unicorn’s horn. Brief scans of Theta 32-2 also show that it contains powerful griffonic magic boosted by magic originating from its parent. Theta 32-2’s current magic equilibrium is stable but Researcher T███████ proposes that Theta 32-2 be tested for potential for magic surge as soon as possible due to possible [DATA EXPUNGED].

Testing however cannot progress further until it is possible to fully com-municate with Theta 32-1. Attempted removal of Theta 32-2 from Theta 32-1’s general area has resulted in distress in Theta 32-1. 

[quote][i]Sheesh, you take a foal from her mother without asking and you wonder why the mother’s upset.[/i] — S████[/quote]

Search is currently undergoing for Theta 32-1’s mate, G█████.

[quote][i]Good. Now, go back edit the rest of the report, S████.[/i] — T███████[/quote]

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