“Ha HA! Prepare to face your DOOM Ultra Man! For before you stands the greatest invention of Doctor Sinestro! Behold, as my Parallel Dimensional Transport Device summons an alternate universe version of yourself!” Doctor Sinestro cackled maniacally, twirling his handlebar mustache with one hand while throwing the activation switch with the other. There was a bright flash of light, a deafening crack… And suddenly there were two spandex clad superheroes in the room. “Now, Alternate Ultra Man, [i]destroy your nemesis![/I]” Sinestro cackled. Both superheroes stared at him in puzzlement. “Um, why on earth would I do [i]that[/i]?” Alternate Ultra Man asked. “Because… you’re from an alternate dimension? And equally matched?” Sinestro suggested. Neither argument seemed to impress the superheroes. “And… there can be only one?” Ultra Man snorted. “What do you think this is, Highlander?” “Yeah. It makes much more sense for us to team up and beat the snot out of [i]you[/i].” Alternate Ultra Man offered. “Then we can figure out how this thing works and send him back home.” The two superheroes grinned at each other and cracked their knuckles, before advancing on the villain. “Well crap.” [hr]*********FLICK*********[hr] “Ha HA! Prepare to face your DOOM Ultra Man! For before you stands the greatest invention of Doctor Sinestro! Behold, as my Parallel Dimensional Transport Device summons an [i]evil[/i] alternate universe version of yourself!” Doctor Sinestro cackled maniacally, rubbing his magnificent goatee with one hand while throwing the activation switch with the other. There was a bright flash of light, a deafening crack… And suddenly there was a second spandex covered figure in the room. Though this one had a reverse-colored costume. “Ahah! Another universe for I, Evil Ultra Man to conquer!” The supervillain laughed. “Evil Ultra Man?” Ultra Man asked, clearly puzzled. “Wouldn’t ‘Ultra Evil Man’ sound better?” Evil Ultra Man shrugged. “The name was already taken. Now die, fool!” The evil doppelganger struck suddenly and mercilessly, blasting the hero straight through a wall. “Yes! Yes! Yes! Ultra Man is defeated! It’s everything I ever dreamed it would be!” Sinestro gushed, grinning maniacally. “Yes indeed! There’s nothing I enjoy more than killing weak, pathetic heroes!” Evil Ultra Man turned his malicious grin towards his summoner. “Though killing competing supervillains is a close second.” Sinestro blinked, pondering that statement. “Well Crap.” [hr]*********FLICK*********[hr] “Ha HA! Prepare to face your DOOM Ultra Man! For before you stands the greatest invention of Doctor Sinestro! Behold, as my Parallel Dimensional Transport Device summons a powerful immortal from an Alternate Universe to destroy you!” Doctor Sinestro cackled maniacally, twirling his cape dramatically with one hand while throwing the activation switch with the other. There was a bright flash of light, a deafening crack… And suddenly there was a… strangely cute purple furred quadruped of some sort in the middle of the room. Hero, Villain, and summoned creature all stared at each other, nonplussed. Sinestro recovered first. “[i]Now[/i] my minion! Destroy Ultra Man!” he commanded. The quadruped just tiled its head in confusion, the bony protrubence on its forehead pointing this way and that. “Why would I do that? Can’t we all just be friends instead?” It asked earnestly. Sinestro facepalmed while Ultra Man smirked. “Well crap.” [hr]*********FLICK*********[hr] “Ha HA! Prepare to face your DOOM Ultra Man! For before you stands the greatest invention of Doctor Sinestro! Behold, as my Parallel Dimensional Transport Device summons an eldritch abomination from an alternate universe to destroy you!!” Doctor Sinestro cackled maniacally, flicking his long locks of luscious blonde hair with one hand while throwing the activation switch with the other. There was a bright flash of light, a deafening crack… And suddenly there was a [spoiler][Censored][/spoiler] in the middle of the room. “Aaaaiieeeeee!” Shrieked Ultra Man as he looked upon the [spoiler][Censored][/spoiler] “AHHHHHHHHH!” Screamed Sinestro as the undulating [spoiler][Censored][/spoiler] of the [spoiler][Censored][/spoiler] waved and [spoiler][Censored][/spoiler]. Both hero and villain’s eyes began to bleed as the [spoiler][Censored][/spoiler]… [hr]*********FLICK*********[hr] “Well Crap.” Doctor Sinestro sighed as he turned off his latest invention. “Curses! A Parallel Dimensional Transport Device seemed like the perfect way to defeat Ultra Man!” He monologued to himself. “Still, I am immensely relieved that I decided to build my Parallel Dimension Viewing Portal first.” He shuddered at some of the alternate outcomes he had observed. “Well, I suppose it wasn’t a total loss.” He pondered, stroking his bare chin thoughtfully. “For I now know that I would look truly [i]awe-inspiring[/i] with a proper goatee and cape!” He grinned manically. “Long hair and handlebar mustaches are right out through.”