Creating furniture involves a lot
Of necromancy, folks should realize.
A table won't remain upon its spot
Unless its spirit's anchored. Otherwise,

The dryad's ghost within can raise a fuss,
Demand revenge, and tear your home apart.
Procedures state that certain sorcerous
Materials be used. It's best to start

With nymphs from stones, the oreads and such,
To soothe the dryad, circle close around
Until they merge. Possessed by calmer touch,
Your table's legs should settle, safe and sound.

In tougher cases, blood's a perfect bribe.
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