The werewolf loomed. ”Prepare to die.” The vampire rolled her eyes. Werewolf grabbed on, Leapt off the edge, And howled as the vampire sighed. Plummeting down, Near the ground, The vampire smirked. ”Prepare.” Then flying up, They reached their peak, And the werewolf changed her tune. Gravity then Plucked at them And brought them both back down. Bouncing up and down, They danced that night Til grabbed by a hand below. The hand unlocked Both their clasps; The bungee cords hung loose. ”Again?” asked vamp, But wolf looked sick. ”It's messing my costume.” So off they went To spend their night Nibbling on an elephant ear.