[i][s]Chronecul[/s] [s]Chronical[/s] Chronicle #1 [s]Inspi[/s] Inspection of [s]Synono[/s] [s]Synoni[/s] Synonymy Sickness - Primary [s]Ramy[/s] [s]Ramificashun[/s] Ramifications Evaluation [s]Participat[/s] Participant: Twilight Sparkle Hour: 3:42 pm [s]Secretery[/s] Secretary: Spike Twilight is trying to get me to write stuff, but I’m having troubles understanding her. I'm pretty sure the Synon[s]i-[/s]ymy Sickness is doing something to her speech. (What the heck is a ramifica[s]sh-[/s]tion, anyway?) She had a fever earlier, but it has gone away since. She’s saying to write (if that’s what inscribe means, anyway) that, and I quote: “Furth[s]u-[/s]er scrutiny will be applied.”[/i] [hr] [i]Chronicle #2 Inspection of Synonymy Sickness - Primary Ramifications Evaluation Participant: Twilight Sparkle Hour: 3:47 pm Secretary: Twilight Sparkle Pyrexia has transpired for 45 hour-subdivisions. Enunciation arrangements and chirography have been permuted, but no other concomitant has been beheld. Nominal denominations of equines, arabic numerals, and syntax have been maintained. Further scrutiny will be applied. Memorandum: Spike was [s]impotent[/s] incapable of registering this record, as his proficiency in discourse of this character was underdeveloped.[/i] [hr] [i]Account #3 Observation of Wordfinder Indisposition Appraisal Volunteer: Twilight Sparkle Instant: 5:24 pm Entrant: Twilight Sparkle The unabating temperature stays unremitting, and compositions and discourse are sustained in their perversion. Visions continually materialize anterior to me. I am apprehensive apropos these manifestations.[/i] [hr] [i]Log #4 Twilight’s Sickness Test Subject: Twilight Sparkle Time: 6:36 pm Writer: Spike I’m doing this in the normal format until she yells at me again. Twilight is banging her head against the wall. She sat me down with a dictionary, so I guess the words she was spouting earlier wasn’t just nonsense, but it takes forever to hold a conversation. Oh, I’m sorry. It’s not a ‘conversation’, it’s a ‘confabulation’. Also, she keeps ‘demanding sust[s]i-[/s]en[s]e-[/s]ance’. It’s getting rather annoying.[/i] [hr] [i]Rainbow Dash here. Twilight is crazy. Spike is trying to calm her down, and she told me to sit here and write down any observations I had after I came in to see where they went. She looked tired. And I couldn’t understand a thing she was saying. Also, I’m hungry. Does that qualify as an observation?[/i] [hr] [i]Log #6 Twilight’s Sickness Test Subject: Twilight Sparkle Time: 8:27 pm Writer: Spike So, apparently ‘demanding sustenance’ means that she’s hungry. So does her being ‘esurient’. At least I know what dehydration means. Being esurient is just ridiculous. She also keeps saying something about hallucinations. I think she needs some sleep.[/i] [hr] [i]Record #7 Monitoring of Wordbook Pestilence Examinee: Twilight Sparkle Stage: 11:29 pm Amanuensis: Twilight Sparkle Locutions and abstractions - phantasmagoria rouse me, separating me from my berth. Febrility as the originator of the deliriums coheres with quondam disquisitions. Zonked…[/i] [hr] [i]Log #8 Twilight’s Sickness Test Subject: Twilight Sparkle Time: 7:13 am Writer: Spike She seems to be getting a bit better - her temperature has gone down, at any rate. Her words haven’t exactly gotten easier to understand, but she also isn’t talking as much. I’m going to see if Zecora knows what this is. Twilight knows, but she’s having issues navigating because she keeps picking up random books whenever she sees one, so I’m not taking her into a library so she can point it out the right book to me.[/i] [hr] [i][u]Fluttershy[/u] I guess I should just do this like a diary? Spike didn’t really say... Twilight seems to be getting better, at least a little bit. Her fever dropped after I gave her a bit of soup. She kept mumbling something about ‘indispositions’, but I’m assuming that was just the fever talking. I hope Spike comes back soon...[/i] [hr] [i]Log #10 Twilight’s Sickness Test Subject: Twilight Sparkle Time: 12:58 pm Writer: Spike Zecora refused to even communicate with me. She said something regarding “Rhyming with words of length was not exactly her greatest strength” then shoved me out the entrance. I suppose she doesn’t wish to get contaminated. She did say that the ailment's endurance should soon flag, though, so that’s positive.[/i] [hr] [i]Log #11 Thesaurus Disease Test Subject: Spike Time: 3:42 pm Writer: Twilight Sparkle I have successfully [s]convalesced[/s] recovered. Mostly. It is still difficult utilizing small words occasionally. Unfortunately, Spike has come down with the Thesaurus Disease in his care-taking of me. His vocabulary marginally more limited than mine, so I don’t think there will be any problems communicating. On the other hoof, [/i]I[i] didn’t even know that many swear words. Or synonyms for them. He is so losing gem privileges for this.[/i]