My love is not a singer. "Sweet" is not a word I'd use to capture how she sounds when singing in the shower: more "a lot of howling cats", or "cries of wounded hounds". Her grasp of music theory I'd describe as amateur at best (I've seen her press the "demo" key on keyboards?) Look, her vibe is more Skrillex than Brahms. But I digress. Tonight is karaoke night; my wife is up on stage, and all the world will hear that she's no siren. Praying for my life, I hope she knows my cheering is sincere... For when she smiles, no music matters more than discord from the woman I adore.