I wanted to make
A picture for the Writeoff
I thought I'd have fun

And so I scribbled
I sketched, I drew, and I inked
Through the evening

When I was finished
I looked back and remembered
I cannot draw well

So I gave that up
And came here to write instead
And I've gone meta

How hard can it be
To just write a few haiku?
I'll have this done soon

Low effort entries
And meta references
Always turn out well

Be glad it's not worse
I had other ideas
I could have done like:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who at Writeoff thought he had struck it
When he saw what he drew
He knew what to do
He tossed up his hands and said "Fuck it"