We gather here friends today 
To pay tribute to this witch 
Which I had to badly, sadly, to slay 
Because her aliment got switched 

She was a landlord to me first 
And a great friend to me second 
But as a friend she wasn't the worst 
Yet if I had to really reckon 

You jerks cause her to change
With your warlock magic 
That made her or me deranged 
Your deaths are not going to be tragic 

Stomp, stomp, stomp  
You monsters knew 
Whomp, whomp, whomp 
You'll get what's coming to you 

I'll eat your bloody spleen 
While you still alive in pain 
Because I'm just that mean 
And not because I'm insane 

Though insane I am 
But on this orb your dirty deed is recorded 
BLAM, BLAM, BLAM 
Yet now here you are awarded 

Oh what a mess now 
Oh great she wasn't dead 
Oh boy she's going to have a cow 
Oh god she going to have me beheaded 

I really, really, really messed up  
Then again they did have it coming 
Though it's hard to tell when you are this boozed-up 
Maybe to the witch I should be forthcoming?  

Nah, instead I'll make them into spooky, scary skeletons 
I'll just clean the goop off the frame 
Make sure to glue them all with gelatin 
Only then will bare bones remains 

Oh no, the witch awakens 
All the carnage now she sees it 
She's going to have my bacon 
Time to cheese it!