Jesus got weed and owed thirty pieces of silver 
He went to his pal Judas with a cunning plan 
Horrible death by on the cross to be deliver 
Because being unending was Jesus's stand 

Judas thought this plan was insane 
There were better ways to earn dos 
He didn't think it was worth the pain 
To be nailed to a wooden fucking cross 

Jesus assure he would rise in three days 
All Judas had to do was give him up to the man 
Then him and his friends would get blazed 
Judas still thought this was a fucked up scam 

So Judas judas and Christ got criss-crossed 
Thirty silver was paid to the kind Haitian 
Three days passed and Jesus rose again like a boss 
Only harm done was Judas's reputation 

Due to Peter missing out on the smoking fun 
He wrote shit down because he was a hater 
Now Judas Daggerman's street cred was done 
All because it made Judas out as a betrayer